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Salutations

I am a Watchog. I have a question I want to ask.

Are parties fun?

If parties are fun then why do people make sour faces about them? Do parties make people sick?

I do not know what parties are but I do not know if I would like to attend if Mistah does not want to attend. I do not want to make Mistah sick.

This is troubling. Please help.