Norman Jayden (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
triptoprofiling) wrote2013-01-03 09:18 pm
triptoprofiling) wrote2013-01-03 09:18 pm
002 → {text} Violet City
I have been doing a lot of thinking lately. Mainly about the newcomers arriving in New Bark Town.
After the massive snowstorm that came in before the holidays, I think we can all agree there has to be a better contingency plan to get new arrivals the proper help they need to get by. Maybe there is a way we can get information out to them better. I'm open to suggestion but here is what I'm proposing:
A basic survival guide. We already have a guide outlining the wildlife here but nothing about basic wilderness survival. Under these conditions, having a sleeping bag is not enough to get by through the night.
To be honest, besides learning it from others, I do not know the first thing about surviving the outdoors. But I know there are others out there who do. If we all pool our resources together we can make something that will save any newcomer a whole lot of grief.
Now I'm willing to compile the information together. All I need is a little help with the legwork here so to speak. Here are a few items to give everyone an idea:
1.) Weathering your campsite
2.) Building a fire from scratch
3.) Geo-navigation
4.) Notable Wild Pokémon Dangers
5.) Storm/Severe Weather Preparation
Now I may have unintentionally left some subjects out. But if this is something you're interested in then send me a message.
[For those of you who are messaging Jayden via video be prepared to see a man all scratched up in the face from his new baby shiny Torchic he got for Christmas. Who knew baby fire chickens like to play peck the shit out of Jayden's face as soon as it hatches? So far the winning nickname for this little guy is SHOO!
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After the massive snowstorm that came in before the holidays, I think we can all agree there has to be a better contingency plan to get new arrivals the proper help they need to get by. Maybe there is a way we can get information out to them better. I'm open to suggestion but here is what I'm proposing:
A basic survival guide. We already have a guide outlining the wildlife here but nothing about basic wilderness survival. Under these conditions, having a sleeping bag is not enough to get by through the night.
To be honest, besides learning it from others, I do not know the first thing about surviving the outdoors. But I know there are others out there who do. If we all pool our resources together we can make something that will save any newcomer a whole lot of grief.
Now I'm willing to compile the information together. All I need is a little help with the legwork here so to speak. Here are a few items to give everyone an idea:
2.) Building a fire from scratch
3.) Geo-navigation
4.) Notable Wild Pokémon Dangers
5.) Storm/Severe Weather Preparation
Now I may have unintentionally left some subjects out. But if this is something you're interested in then send me a message.
[For those of you who are messaging Jayden via video be prepared to see a man all scratched up in the face from his new baby shiny Torchic he got for Christmas. Who knew baby fire chickens like to play peck the shit out of Jayden's face as soon as it hatches? So far the winning nickname for this little guy is SHOO!
]
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[Those Sentrets are vicious man. VICIOUS.]
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[He feels your pain, lil' Luke. He feels your pain.]
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But they're not. They're pure evil in the form of a tiny, cute-looking Pokemon.
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But don't worry. I'm on your side here.
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I don't even want to think about what happens if you try to take food away from a Sentret.
Oh, right. I'm Luke, by the way!
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Sorry to hear that. Glad you brought it up though. I thought I was the only one who noticed.
For future reference: Try not to. All you need to know is that they are hungry and that you are in the way of their nutrition. They will do anything.
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It's nice to meet you, Norman.
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[/Pokemon Public Service Annoucement]